Mostly Harmless

I have no time to blog these days because most of my time goes thinking about a word which would best describe a person having three buttocks.
Just kidding, thats monty python effect, but my curiousity above is not entirely useless. There have been human wonders having more than the normal supply of body parts, what if someone did have a 50 percent extra in terms of posterior.
If you happen to think this is perverted thinking, you havent really experienced exam time paranoia. People have been known to indulge in acts compared to which what you have just read is peanuts.
As a matter of fact, during times of extreme crisis such as this one, a major part of the time of some is spent on coming up with innovative and creative expletives and hurling them at anyone within sight. These people firmly believe that the total amount of tension is a constant and hence they are relaxing themselves by making others tense.
Others tend to get involved in more scientific pursuits like building a time machine so that they can go back in time and correct the most horrible mistake they ever did in life by coming to this college.
Then there are those who in distressing times such as these realize suddenly and to their absolute horror that they dont have a girlfriend and they feel ashamed of the same. This feeling does nothing to alleviate their anxiety and so suddenly waking up to the gravity of the situation and realising the more crucial and important task at hand they set out on their hunt for the nth time.
Some like to catch and kill brutally all the insects inside their room after failing to sodomise them.
The rest of the acts I would keep to myself for that would be too much burden for my pristine blog.